LITTLE DONNY FOUNDATION
DEMANDING EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL DISABILITIES


With the American Disabilities Act of 1994 our Congress assured all
Americans easy and ready access to any public or private institution,
facility or vehicle. We the undersigned  believe the administration of
this American Disabilities Act has been carried out in a discriminatory
manner, specifically neglecting to facilitate the needs of the victims of
"LITTLE DONNY DISEASE," specifically "LITTLE DONNY." We the undersigned
demand the following accommodations and appropriations:


1. Public urinals with cushioned penis rests. 

2. Public water fountains with cushioned penis rests. 

3. Toilet seats with cushioned penis rests. 

4. Additional penis seatbelts in cars. 

5. Additional front and back seat penis airbags. 

6. Miniature hydraulic penis lifts of public buses. 

7. Reserved seating (with cushioned penis stands) on a public buses. 

8. Lower the height of elevator buttons so they are penis accessible

9. Lower the height of Catholic Church holy water basins to make then
penis accessible, as well as installing penis pinch-proof pew kneelers. 

10. Public pools must set aide one hour a day for a separate "Victims of
Little Donny Disease Swim" specifically "Little Donny."

I will lie to friends, family and country in order to have these laws
enacted.