Professional sports have been a double edged sword for the cause of chaos. While the UCB whole hearted supports (and aids in the creation of) English football riots and post-SuperBowl mayhem in the streets, it finds the actual sports that precede them extremely dull. Millions of dollar of research funds were put toward inventing a sport with the same alcohol-addled following but incorporates the post-game riot into on-field play. Hense, THUNDERBALL!

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