"The One Place Where Bad Things Never Happen"
Want your next
family vacation to be magic? Then make plans to visit Magicland
Park! Here are just a few of the enchanted attractions we've added
Chipper Chicken's Loopy Labyrinth
This giant hen house is a-maze-ing! The walls are mirrors and the
lights never stay on for long, so you'll need to put on your thinking
cap if you want to find your way out. Chipper Chicken is somewhere
inside the maze -- he'll point you in the right direction if you
can find him. Or will he? It's all part of the fun in the Loopy
Hours: 8 a.m. to 8 p.m.
doors of the Loopy Labyrinth close promptly at 8 p.m. and
remain closed until morning – no exceptions. Please plan accordingly.)
Hot Diggity Dawg's Astro-not Camp
Now children can experience the fun of astronaut training without
the stigma of actually entering the space program. Hot Diggity Dawg
has stolen NASA's blueprints...and kid-sized ‘em! We've got all
the great astronaut rides, from jetpacks to the waterless vacuum
urinal. Get ready to blast off at Magicland Park!
on your own vomit in the centrifuge rocket-chair is strictly
Dapper Dolphin's Underwater Casino
You don't have to be potty trained to shoot crap at Magicland Park!
The casino at the bottom of Lake Presto is just for kids – and completely
legal. Dapper Dolphin and his magic team of lawyers recently declared
the lake "international waters" and lowered the gambling age to
three. Give Junior a twenty and let him loose!
Arena of American Presidents
with any respectable casino, patrons will be detained until
they pay their debts.
Who says that learning history can't be fun? The Arena of American
Presidents features an audioanamatronic gauntlet of our nation's
toughest chief executives. Your kids will squeal with delight as
they try to run, crawl, and kick their way past the robotic presidents.
Avoid the lanky Lincoln! Escape the titanic Taft! Elude the bitter
Park is not liable for any bodily injury inflicted by the
And don't forget to bring your child Trick-or-Treating at Magicland
Park this Halloween. Why take the risks of going to strangers' houses?
For fifteen years, Magicland has provided a safe and fun Halloween
alternative. This year's celebration is sponsored by Thompson Pharmaceuticals,
and free samples will be distributed with the candy.
Come to Magicland, and make your
next vacation magic!