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This week's horoscope:
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You are the ram, however this doesn't mean you don't like to always play that animal. Sometimes you like others to play the ram. Sometimes you like them to play the doctor, the mailman, and jungle king, conqueror of the isle of lesbos.

However, you are of the enterprising type, so you like to domesticate all you conquer or work with. Asserting yourself this year in the Amsterdam Leather Industry could make you rich, especially in July during the International Psychic Convention.

Be careful of getting quick results, for if completed, actions are sometimes slow to rise again and may prove unfulfilling. The exception is usually psychics.