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This week's horoscope:
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Crabby, cold-hearted, bitter, these don't describe you. Nor are you a growth in someone's lung, breast, or colon. In fact you're very responsive to emotional needs. Being that you're a water sign, I see many attachments that you want and like.

Hot tubs, electronic messages, and secluded nature hikes with coca butter are things that make you lose your equilibrium. Because of this you are very aware of Club Med vacations.