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This week's horoscope:
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You like variety. I see you in many interesting positions and this is a turn on. In fact you seem to be a great communicator, this is one of your strongest abilities.

You enjoy using words and incorporate a playful imagination when enjoying your words, while enjoying the variety, in the many interesting positions that you will be in this year and soon.

This is excellent what I see, in fact I notice you have a special power over certain people to make them take lonely showers. Very, very cold, very, very lonely showers, while others you drive to take hot baths, but with rubber duckies. And sea captains, I think.

That's the duality of your sign.