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This week's horoscope:
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I see a very big powerful passion that you'll be in at work. You're either on your back or....standing on all fours barking like a dog, which won't seem as powerful then, but will play well when describing to the courtroom.

This year is the year people notice you and what you look like, so stay in incredible shape, and you'll want to act on that impulse of being looked at, if you're smart about it.

I see you needing more guidance, someone will help you as you take the lead and then you'll find your way to incredible emotional highs, like an orgasm. Yes, you'll be on top.

If anything, you like being the star, and the center of attention regardless if it's live, on late night cable, video, or the internet.