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This week's horoscope:
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Since your sign is that of the scales, you know how to get people where it hurts. In your future, I see many digits in your bank account, and many different rings on your finger.

However like the adulterers in your life, you too like to keep balance with others, I think both male and female. The best thing I see for you is sharing this balance with each side and together all three of you can be happier.