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This week's horoscope:
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Your sign shows the duality that encompasses you. Although, to have duality, usually means you shouldn't be alone. Your sign shows that you aren't one to function alone.

Your sign shows two fish, two forms, two people, each lying next to each other, upside down head to toe. Part of you likes to be high in the clouds while the other part hanging low to the ground. Ridlin, Prozac, and Super cool will help get you to the in-betweens.

Your existence seems to be based on unification in any shape, form, or public space. Careful that you don't get caught unificating in public places, it may leave you a hefty fine and many hours of public service with famous stars.