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This week's horoscope:
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I see you getting what you want, and being very focused about it. This will definitely work, if you're of the feminine mystique, if you're not, seek out strong alibis and legal representation.

You're not one to play by the rules, which is why I see an Emperor size mattress in your bedroom. Be careful and learn from embarrassing situations this year, like cold weather and how it plays on various anatomy.

You will definitely have people that are attracted to your flirtatious personality, so yes, wear leopard patterns on drinking nights. Your sign is like you, with the human top, and animal lower half.