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This week's horoscope:
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I feel that you feel the feeling of freedom, and in the spring time running without the burden of society's cloth is something you practice often. Your level of sensuality is incredibly large like the great hard horn (or two) of the bull (or unicorn).

In fact the more horns the merrier, hence from the plural form of "horns" is your psychological make up, "horni".

This year you will want to be rewarded for your actions, but you don't mind working hard and long for the results.