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This week's horoscope:
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I sense a coolness from your aura.

You seem to know what you want and are very precise and pristine. I see a nunnery or perhaps a queenship in your future.

I see power and perhaps you will somehow inherit this power, but you first must make someone cry the words "Mommy." Wait. I also see stiletto heels and a bull whip.

If anything, these tools as well as your skill of observation make manly men bend down to you.