Where a cyborg
in pursuit of the cute can computer
cyborg, 2, seeks male cyborg, 3-5. I'm 5'6, 475. Looking for a man who
likes long drives on the beach, eating Neil Sedaka records, and rhymes
with orange. No freon users or gunpowder snorters.
Five: Are you still alive? Call me. Ally.
San Francisco Cyborg, 5, seeks other ethnic young male cyborg. Floppy
disks need not apply.
for someone tall, dark, and handsome? Cyborg Imperial Force leader seeks
non-Rebel for good time. Find out if it's true what they say about the
Why haven't you called? Is there another woman? Someone with big gazonga
microchips, probably. I bet they're all silicon. They'll be shot by 2000,
Male Policecyborg, 15, seeks female to help me remember my past. Dead
or alive, you're coming with me.
male teen cyborg brothers seek three young female cyborg sisters for Mmm-Bop
cyborg, 13, seeks female cyborg, 8-10, who can help me with an upgrade.
Must be religious and willing to worship McGwire with me for an hour a
D.A.R.R.Y.L.: I saw you on TV last week. If you're reading this, give
me a call!
you like a man in uniform? Male, thirtyish, seeks female cyborg to assist
me in identity issue. And also for "enjoyable time". Must be comfortable
cyborg seeks other female cyborg for interspatial relationship. Come out
with me for a stardate and I'll take you where no woman has gone before.
P.S. You must be able to get along with my other 8 siblings, and not invoke
wrath of Khan.
couple seeks submissive laptop for Mnage a Tron. Important: Must swing
AC and DC.
my name is Teddy. Will you be my friend? Must be comfortable with repetitive
Robot, seek cyborg for ethereal time. I'll give a charge to your positronic
brain. However, a few ground rules:
1.A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction,
allow a human being to come to harm.
2.A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except
where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3.A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection
does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
E: Please phone home. We miss you. Love, Mom. P.S. Please stop hanging
out with that slut Drew.